So I had a dream last night I just have to write about because... I don't know if it even amuses me, but it was just so weird.
So anyway, we've all had those dreams where our sleeping bodies actually have to pee so in our dreams we're looking for restrooms and it's usually very hard to find one that you can use. Which is actually lucky for us. Because no one wants to actually find a working facility and wake up to find they had an accident.
I had one such of these dreams last night. I was at an amusement park and totally had to pee. But I could only find one restroom and there was no door on the stall and it was pretty much just out in public so anyone could look it. (And believe me, they were!)
So no thanks to that. I kept wandering around, looking for a restroom and I found a kind of casino-like building and low and behold, right near the front doors is the men's bathroom. Clean, pristine and stalls and stalls everywhere. So I'm like "Score! The women's bathroom is going to have at least one working toilet with a door that locks."
I follow the hallway towards where the woman's restrooms are and I notice the lighting is getting worse and worse until I finally can hardly see anything down the hall. There are next to no lights down there at all. And I look on the walls and there's one of those signs with the stick figures on them. You know the ones that say something like "Please throw your trash away" or "Caution: wet floor"? Complete with picture.
This sign was exactly like that only it said "Please do not rape our female customers" WITH PICTURES. Seeing that sign and looking down that dark hallway, I was like "I can hold it."